Humorous Wedding Versus For Invitations I'm Getting Married Tomorrow And Want Some Humorous Wedding Vows...any Ideas?

I'm getting married tomorrow and want some humorous wedding vows...any ideas? - humorous wedding versus for invitations

've been together for two years. We have a child aged 1 years and we own a home

Bride: Southern Louisiana
20 years
is a scoundrel
Burns of all food
Sarcastic
School of Nursing
Carcasses of pigs
loves to be outside
Internet addicts
30% tattooed
Very spontaneous ...

Groom: 25 years
Texas
50% of tattooed
loves Star Wars
and Stephen King
and comics and video games
(in fact a great-looking tattooed scray geek, lol)
Snoring
It also includes pigs
mag film
I love hot sauce, especially in Tabasco, which is handy if I burn food.
loves to have a plan at any time

a brilliant idea or links are welcome. Thanks